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  1. If you haven’t watched the dark knight then just commit neck snap

    You should also watch the dark knight rises so good

  2. I was at a party once where Cher got so absolutely drunk that she rammed a candle up her and lit the other end while it was dangling out of her. It was dripping wax everywhere (ruined the carpet, she later puked and shitted on the same carpet so didn’t really matter). She was just laughing hysterically and dribbling and stuff, and people found it funny at first, but then when she wouldn’t stop they lost interest and thought she was weird and walked away.

    After about 10-15 minutes of this, she walked crablike over to the makeshift bar in the corner of the large room, with the lit and now snapped candle hanging and swaying out of her. She then made a frankly inhuman jump onto the bar, screamed "FUCK YOU ALL, I’VE GOT THE BONES OF A HELICOPTER AND I’M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!" and proceeded to squeeze hot piss out of herself! At first it sprayed with the force of a jet wash from the sides of the candle and then forcefully pushed the candle out of her as it was jettisoned across the room, and warm piss was soaking everyone around her and going in their mouths and eyes. It was amazing to watch!

    After the last drips had come out of her, she was panting and breathing super heavily (like as if Channing Tatum had been edging himself over a picture of a housebrick in a bowl of teeth for 14 hours, and was finally at the point of unimaginably intense orgasmic pleasure). She quickly span round and kicked the barman in the head with the force of one thousand dying galaxies, backflipped off the bar and landed a perfect 10 on floor. The very second her feet landed on that carpet, shit and sick started streaming out of both ends of her body as she was trying to scream at the same time. Her face was contorted and had the most intense wide eyed look of fear that I will never forget, as she was staring at all the piss soaked people in the room. The carpet was fucked, but the party was cool 🙂

  3. In the Zohan movie you call Hezbollah a terror group lol the group that don’t give a f**k about USA and Israel 😂
    Hezbollah means the party of God baby and the party of God defeated f**king Israel 😂 I still enjoy the deaths of Zionist soldiers

  4. Tukarev was Awesome…It teaches may be you leave criminal world but you can’t leave the consequences of your own action!

  5. The subs for interstellar where so wrong. I think the guy that made them for this video just went "what the hell, if they need them they will never know anyway." and put in whatever random crap he wanted.

    Edit* actually, he did that for every one of them..

  6. Ryan Reynolds is SO HOT…. I WISH I WAS A HOT 👧….. INSTEAD, I’M just a disgusting ugly rediculous stupid man without a gun… I So need a gun…AND ONE BIG BULLET FOR MY BRAIN… RYAN MAY VERY WELL BE HOT…. TRUTHFULLY, IM JUST ATTEMPTING TO RELATE TO WOMEN… BUT ITS WAY TOO LATE…. IM A LOST CAUSE…. NO WOMAN HAS EVER EVER WANTED ME…… NOR DO I…

  7. its really bad when you realize that you have already seen all these movies, and I’m still bored., great… but these are really good movies to watch.

  8. i like to watch Lucifer its about a guy who is a demon but in a human world, he moved there 5 years ago and he keeps telling people he is a demon, but there is this one girl that doesnt belive him and they work together. i have not watched all of the episodes yet so i dont know more but its much about sex oof

  9. Movies I recommend 🎥
    1)the game •1997•
    2)fight club
    3)Donnie darko
    4)number 23
    5)the eye
    6) silent hill
    7) the cell •2000•
    8)pie
    9)room 1408
    10) cube {favorite!!} •1998•

    That’s a few that’s my favorites hope u like them ! 😘

  10. That moment when you know you already watch all the movies but you finish the video anyway because you never saw the trailer, and realize that there’s some scene that made just for the trailer

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